I can’t believe you’re actually making me wear this. Do I really have to keep it on all day? Even when Gary and Steph come round later? But what are we going to say … I mean, I look ridiculous! A school uniform, with a tie and knee socks? What do you mean, that’s the least of my worries? You … you weren’t serious about that … that spanking thing, were you? Are you serious? A … a spanking?
Anonymous asked: Hiya please could you post as many pictures of girls in white over the knee school socks as you can!? The socks that are just plain tight and white not ribbed or like stockings/tights or patterned! It would be a great help thank you very much x
May I have a gold star for this then, Sir?
Lauren bet me a tenner that I wouldn’t jump into the school pool fully clothed. Well, I’m not the kind of girl who passes up that sort of opportunity so in I went. I didn’t even stop to take my jumper off. So I got my tenner. And, because I was caught by that bitch of a form captain Sarah Forbes, I also got a week’s detention for “bringing disrespect to my uniform”. And she stripped me down to my bra and pants and rulered me. And yes, it’s true what they say. The ruler hurts much more across wet knickers. I can’t help being a silly girl, though!
Leaving aside the grammatical inaccuracy of the wording (surely a girl is … ahem … “in” detention rather than “under” it … there is something delicious about the idea of being sent out in public, in school uniform, wearing a sign which basically says “I’ve been naughty and am being punished”. Oooooohhhh. What sign would you send me out in public with, and what would I have to be wearing while carrying it?